ah yes, my favourite movie genre, “charlize theron with a gun”
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wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck
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Anonymous asked:
I bet you do like tits you little bitch
fuckstev-deactivated20240104 Answer:
well of course i do but what the fuck does this mean are you okay
im losing my mind thinking about edward just being like this tryna hide bella’s heartbeat during the baseball scene
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my chemical romance misheard lyrics are like “i thought he said cock but he said something else” and cobra starship misheard lyrics i like “i thought he said something else but he said cock”
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what the fuck is going on at the local walmart
boredom
I love it
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me in the nursing home on my 2 hours of awake time
wine tasting but instead with hard liquors
do i detect a hint of sharpie marker
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